Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Pam G: Just the ticket for a cold winter night.
Sarah: HE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.
That much red should not be coming out of any region of the body, let alone THAT ONE.
Lara: He’s really squeezing the wiener…
From MegCat: That glowing green smoke suggests that something smells really bad, which explains his irritated expression. That torso also looks a bit off at first glance (but it’s better zoomed up close).
Sarah: First, I misread the author name as Ima Bitch, which, fine, own your strengths. But, uh, did the dragon prince fart? IS HIS MAGIC THE FART?
Also, why is the drawstring on his sweatpants so distracting?
Lara: Dragon farts!
Elyse: There’s someone for everybody I guess?
Sarah: I haven’t celebrated Christmas in a long ass time, but is blood a new decorating motif? I mean, Nothing says spooky and sweet like ample blood spatter patterns.
Lara: Is cinnamon a Christmas thing? An embalming thing? Both???
From J: This cover was redesigned. Can you believe it?!
Maya: That cannot be real. How? Also, who’s?
Sarah: If you can be anything in the world…
Lara: There is only one way to read that title. Just the one.