Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Melodie: I can appreciate not all cover models being waxed, but I’m not sure this is the alternative. What is going on? Flocking gun accident? His girlfriend practicing her eyelash extension technique on his chest? The grown result of all those half werewolf/half human babies that the urban fantasy genre finds in their epilogues?
Sarah: I think I could sand down splinters with his pecs.
Amanda: I’m giggling at Melodie’s description and the thought that he rolled around in a pile of falsies.
From Syntha: I can’t even with this guy’s smirk.
Sarah: I bet he’s friends with that smirky git on the Julie Anne Long cover.
Amanda: What in the Mr. Beast. I hate everything about this
Kiki: “Nothing with the word hummus written that big on it can be good unless it’s a thing of hummus.”—Matt
I don’t entirely know what he means, but I get it.
Maya: Sorry sorry is this a vegan werewolf shifter romance? Can it be a werewolf shifter romance if there is no wolf on the cover?
Tara: What in the photoshop horrors happened to the one side of his face?
From Karen H: Nothing particularly remarkable (good or bad) about this cover EXCEPT for whatever that is on the top of his head. The description on the page doesn’t really tell me what that is on his head since it only says he’s in town for a “project.” But my best guess would be a hard hat for some construction.
Sarah: Those are undies. Prove me wrong.
He went out to work with tighty whities on his noggin.
Claudia: I think that’s a tinfoil hat!!!
Sarah: Nooooo.
Maybe he’s afraid of lighting? So the foil protects him from sparks?
Nope, I figured it out. I have to use finger cots to medicate the cats. He has one on his head. Rekindling with Cothead.
From Rebecca: As someone living in a certified mukluk climate I had to pass this cover on, which is incomprehensible in many ways, the cover outfit of slinky green dress and mukluks being only the beginning of the experience
Carrie: Mmm as a former Alaskan resident yes can confirm, we dress like this daily also this is exactly what our dogs look like, they are giants with extra long toothpick legs, excellent for snow.
Sarah: Did the giant bear dog just bring a holiday ornament and drop it in the snow so swordy mukluk gown lady can play fetch? Honestly it’s the only part of this image that makes sense.