Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Elyse: I have zero idea what the title of this book means.
Also his necklace looks like a giant paper clip.
Sarah: Clippy was alive…until Bax.
Elyse: Whoa that’s dark. Wearing the body of Clippy.
Sarah: There was help with this document…until Bax.
Elyse: In his defense, Word is the worst and the fact that it continues to be the standard is baffling.
Sarah: Entirely. WordPerfect or GTFO.
Sneezy: Is he embarrassed by whatever’s on his chest or that his stomach is empty?
From Kareni: I have a possibility for a future Cover Snark post – Lice check????
Sarah: Thanks, I hate it. Now my head is itchy.
Sneezy: Would have been a great excuse to whip out those Viking combs, just saying.
Elyse: Everyone on this cover finds shoulders erotic.
From Alanna: I came across this during Stuff Your Kindle day and I… am so confused by his torso.
Sarah: His abdomen is a face, and this is the face I see:
Elyse: Dying
Sneezy: Only Kermit is loveable. And didn’t look like he’s going to die by alien parasite.
Claudia: It’s also giving… Blobfish!
Amanda: He’s mad!
Elyse: Big feelings, huh bud.
Sarah: What did you say about his sportball team that caused that face?
He’s actually pouting!
Sneezy: That’s rough, buddy.